4. Condiment King [World’s Finest 038]

So he has a nifty trait that nerfs AV of foes -1 when they attack him and an additional -1 if they’re next to him, which combines well with his Speed SP granting Plasticity and Force Blast.

…..Wait. Who wants Force Blast with Plasticity? You usually want to keep an enemy tied up with Plasticity. That’s just wasting points.

…..Wait. That SP doesn’t show until click 2? Well, that’s trash. Guess you have to run him into adjacency for best results.

…..Wait. He starts with Running Shot and Incap with 2 targets. So you really DON’T want to run into adjacency and waste that extra arrow.

…..Wait. A naked 16 DV. Or worse. He won’t live to use his Poison or Exploit Weakness or…

…..Wait. Is that 0 damage Close Combat Expert with his 9 AV Incap returning on his end clicks? So you HAVE to mod damage?

I know he’s a joke piece but COME ON!

Both Sceritz and I thought he was junk food.