Ninja hedge.

And then it occurred to the crimelord: "Why should I pay for new landscaping and new security separately when I can get both in ONE?!?"

I got a phone call from my venue owner: two returning clixers were headed in for an impromptu gaming session. Having just scored a seasonal job after many months of total unemployment, I was enjoying my last free afternoon and evening for the next few weeks at least and decided to join them with a team I was planning to bring out to a Friday event but wouldn’t now due to the work schedule:

Marvel martial artists of Hell’s Kitchen.

Kingpin (Hammer of Thor) 78
+ Contingency Plan 12
Daredevil (Hammer of Thor) 81
+ Stunning Blow 10
+ Lunge 5
Elektra (Secret Invasion) 80 (Human)
+ Lunge 5
Tarantula (Secret Invasion) 51
+ Lunge 5
Hand Ninja (Hammer of Thor) 38
Hand Ninja (Hammer of Thor) 38
Hand Ninja (Hammer of Thor) 38
Hand Ninja (Hammer of Thor) 38
Hand Ninja (Hammer of Thor) 38
LE Elektra (X-Plosion) 19
V Hand Ninja (X-Plosion) 16
V Hand Ninja (X-Plosion) 16
V Hand Ninja (X-Plosion) 16
V Hand Ninja (X-Plosion) 16

Not only was this team intended to run nearly all the Hand Ninjas I’ve been slowly acquiring since early fall, but it was also born of my desire to play Tarantula, who’s under-appreciated because she’s just not as beastly-good as the 50-point  Spider-Man also seen in the same set. Finally, I’ve slowly been gaining respect for the new Kingpin figure and wanted to play him in a fairly comic-accurate team of him lording over a horde of hired ninjas (including the still-highly-mercenary Elektra and Tarantula) and Daredevil (presumably being manipulated somehow into working with his archenemy).
It was a battle royale starring, to my left going around:
Vic, who’s notorious for getting into the game, then selling out, then getting right back in:
Super-Skrull: Illuminati (Secret Invasion) 250 (borrowed from me)
Mr. Fantastic (Secret Invasion) 100
Yellowjacket (Secret Invasion) 100 (Skrull)
Rocket Raccoon (Hammer of Thor) 65
Nico Minoru (Hammer of Thor) 84

Tony, the venue owner and a diehard, old-school FF fan who plays them the few chances he gets to play a real game. To wit:
Dr. Doom (Secret Invasion) 200
Reed Richards (Secret Invasion) 100
The Thing (Secret Invasion) 100
Johnny Storm (Secret Invasion) 100
Invisible Woman (Secret Invasion) 100

and Therron:
Hela (Hammer of Thor) 200
Heimdall (Hammer of Thor) 149
+ Warbound 5 [Warrior]
+ Unstoppable 5
Fenris Wolf (Hammer of Thor) 140
Sif (Hammer of Thor) 93
+ Warbound 5 [Warrior]
He had an Asgardian themed team. But I had the umpteen-member Martial Artist theme and easily won map choice, putting us in the X:Men Danger Room indoor map. We decided to play until first team out.
I immediately marched as many of the red Ninjas into that map’s 2 x 10 area of hindering as possible:

No, REALLY. They're just a hedge.

…while keeping Kingpin in the rear (with a single black-clad Ninja as his Mastermind bodyguard) to build up Contingency Plan tokens.
Vic hid his team on the map’s 2 x 10 rooftop in mortal fear of Tony’s Telekinesis-fueled threat of sending either The Thing out to clobber someone with a heavy object or Johnny Storm to Pulse Wave an unwary target. But Tony just reshuffled his team in preparation for a much later strike. Then Theron got his quartet set to attack ninjas at the opportune moment.
I moved the rest of my Ninjas (including both Elektras) onto the remaining hindering terrain within reach, but made a key tactical error with the LE Elektra. Theron saw the threat and Charged her to swiftly KO her with Fenris Wolf’s big bite. And thanks to the big bad wolf’s giant size, none of my other Ninjas could retaliate with their swords.
That was all right with me; I had plenty of shuriken in the form of the Ninjas’ 8 range. And with the Hydra team ability boosting their Attack Values for range attacks, they began to whittle the big dog down.
Meanwhile, Vic decided to finally engage my Ninjas with Skrullowjacket, threatening to take out Kingpin. I took the opportunity to send  Tarantula in to occupy him. It proved a poor decision. She nearly took a crippling knockback punch until the players reminded me that I had tons of themed-team uses of Probability Control to burn. And so I did, forcing about 4 of my 7 available rerolls to save Tarantula from instant death. That proved fortuitous as Tarantula was later to use the Lunge feat to score a bit of real damage (yay BCF!) and hinder Vic’s attempts to take down Kingpin.
Elektra, on the other hand, did little but A) thoroughly miss Rocket Raccoon with her Flurry attacks and B) not get missed by Rocket Raccoon’s followup.
(Or Super-Skrull:Illuminati’s, which was the real trouble.) Daredevil, too, underachieved with big misses against Fenris Wolf. (Seems the critters were the ones giving me problems!)
Fortunately, I still had plenty of Ninjas. Hydra TA scored me lots of little shots on Skrullojacket, persuading Vic to try tying up the main Ninja culprits with Mr. Fantastic. With Mr. F using his SP to bump his DV to an impressive 19, it seemed a decent gamble, even against these two red-clad Ninjas’ free attacks.
It wasn’t. The Ninjas’ hits landed Mr. F onto late life.
As the game wore on, Daredevil at last pulled his weight by scoring a KO blow on the Wolf. With the other Ninjas mopping up the floor with all Vic’s team except Skrulluminati, I began creeping up on Tony and Therron’s respective teams. Therron was nearly all beaten up, with only Heimdall left and Tony wasn’t a whole lot healthier. I took the shots and actually scored two crit hits in a row to take out Therron’s last piece to end the game.
All game long, Tony kept warning that my Ninja Hedge would be a serious problem if Vic didn’t deal with them. But I honestly thought he was overstating things. In the end, though, he was right.

Watch out; that hedge has the nastiest thorns you EVER saw.

Kingpin worked just as I thought he would as the master plotter in the background. I actually never got to get him into full fight mode, as by the time he was actually threatened, the game was over.
Daredevil is a devil to use. His short range limits him and opens him up to retaliation. But he can dole out the pain.

She's better this way.

“Human” Secret Invasion Elektra (seen here in my repaint) is a real feast-or-famine piece for me. Sometimes she’s a total buzzsaw that shreds teams singlehandedly, but more often she takes a beating like a bowl of eggs and gets fried to boot. Tonight was the latter.
But she sure looked good doing it. 😀
I’ll have to run something like this again in the future. In the meantime, watch this space for an attack from space against all flesh…

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